Instead of complaints, I thought about some honest creature descriptions (mostly based on their actual game description) and decided to write them down just for fun. So, here it is.
One handler called the Indoraptor “the stealth stupid beast that dodges 10% of the time when it’s yours, but 90% when it’s your opponent’s”. A creature that can solo a team or do absolutely nothing in a battle, this member of the RNGsauridae family is extremely annoying and loves to get its critical hits when it doesn’t need to.
This is an intensively aggressive and intelligent hybrid… even though it occasionally feels stupid when it bumps into a Swap in Invincibility… But in general, Indominus Rex is a powerful and scary creature… even though it eventually becomes less of a threat than it looks and does not do justice to its movie appearance… But still, it has dangerous genocidal tendencies and thirst for blood with its 20% critical chance… even though that can be easily halted by shields, which makes its fans frequently beg for a defense shattering move.
A hybrid between a war tank and your worst nightmare, Trykosaurus takes pride in being capable of taking down opponents without making any offensive freaking move. It laughs in the face of defense focused creatures, since it can defend itself better than most of them while shattering their armor into pieces. Who needs a tank when you have a Tryko?
The crest on Tenontorex’s head comes from the Tyrannolophosaurus DNA, even though it inherits most of its appearance from Tenontosaurus. But don’t let that silly goat-looking face fool you. Although it’s classified as a herbivore hadrosaurid, it can inexplicably crush enemies with defense shattering moves and 20% critical chance. Scientists are still trying to figure out how the hell something like this is possible.