Dinosaur April Fools Party!

What do dinosaurs do when we’re not looking at April Fools Day? Here’s what I think…

Trykosaurus - Good morning Phorurex!
Phorurex - What do you mean? It’s the middle of the night!
Trykosaurus - Haven’t you heard? Every day is officially Tuesday!
Phorurex - But Tuesday is the worst day!
Diorajasaur - Oh, by the way, the Government of Dinosaurs agreed to remove you from the game :smiling_imp:
Tryostronix - Also, it’s Thanksgiving day.
Phorurex - WHAT!?
Trykosaurus, Diorajasaur, and Tryostronix - APRIL FOOLS!!!
Phorurex - (Pulls out Paintball Gun)
Tryostronix - Oh no…

Five painful minutes later…

Indotaurus - What happened to you guys???
Trykosaurus and Tryostronix - Pain happened…
Diorajasaur - We were chased by Phorurex while he was shooting us with a paintball gun.

The Doorbell Rings…

Trykosaurus - Wait, it’s the eggs I ordered.
Ovilophosaurus - Here are your Fresh Salted Eggs!!!
Trykosaurus - Here’s the money.
Ovilophosaurus - Enjoy and beware of the April Fools!
Diorajasaurus - There’s nothing better then fresh eggs in the middle of the night.
Indotaurus - Can I have some?
Tryostronix - Sure!
Trykosaurus - (Opens Box)
Trykosaurus - Guys it’s a spinning paintball gun!!!
Everybody - :scream: :scream: :scream:

Five more painful minutes later…

Trykosaurus - Maybe I should ask for a refund…

The Doorbell Rings…

Monomimus - HIYA FELLAS!!! I BROUGHT TURNIPS FOR YOU GUYS!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!
Monomimus - WANT TO EAT A TURNIP FRIEND???
Trykosaurus - Fine…
Monomimus - APRIL FOOLS FRIENDS! ENJOY YOUR TURNIP JUICE GRENADE!!! BYE BYE!!!
Everybody - :scream: :scream: :scream:

Five more painful minutes later…

Tryostronix - I’m getting tired of April Fools Day.
Diorajasaur - Me too.
Phorurex - Same.
Indotaurus - Wait a minute, that stupid @koola888 wouldn’t end an episode like this…
Phorurex - Yeah…
@koola888 - You’re right… Walk through that door…
Diorajasaur - Why should we?
@koola888 - Or else I will chuck explosive cantoloupes at you.
Tryostronix - I’m going.
Everyone - (Walks through door)
Trykosaurus - GUYS IT’S A TRILLION MONOMIMUSES WITH PAINTBALL GUNS AND TURNIP BOMBS!
Indotaurus - @Koola888 you have really gone too far…

THE END

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I kind of agree with that indotauarus at the end there. Does that count as torture? I think it counts as torture.

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Idrk. It’s not as good as the first one, I think there needed to be more variety. Still pretty good though.

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