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Happy Dino Joke Day


Happy Tell an Old Joke Day

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur.
A: Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What dinosaur likes eating hot curry?

A Mega-sore-ass.

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I still love the “do-ya-think-he-saw-rus” joke from original Jurassic park film. Such a classic!

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What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

Comet!

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What dinosaur is the best mechanic?
Tyreannosaurus Rex!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?
Because it’s dead

note this next one isn’t a joke but it’s v funny
So I’ve wanted to be a Paleontologist since I was little. However, one slight issue. I couldn’t say Paleontologist. So what did I tell people I wanted to be? A Pain-in-the-ologist

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Too soon good sir. Too soon.

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It’s been almost sixty-five million years!! :joy:

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Don’t let the dinos back at our labs hear you. :shushing_face:

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Q: What dino that run faster than velociraptor but dont have any “velocity” word at all in its name?
A: Any boost dinos

Q: What unknown theory by paleonthologist that might kill all dinosaurs during jurassic time, other than meteors and ancient volcanoes?
A: Dracoceratops

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What’s one way to trash a classic dino from the films?

Mix classic Pachy jp2 with a cenzoic. And have the cenzoic features dominate it and let’s make it our ugliest creature yet too.

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What is a dentists favorite dinosaur??
a ** Smile o saurus ** lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :rofl: :rofl: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Why do you think “pteranodon’s” got a “p”?
Same reason as us- they’d explode otherwise.

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They do move in herds.

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