Hello Sorna, my old friend

It’s been a while but I’m back again
Because my Indominus Rex can’t cloak
And my Indoraptor’s evasive is a joke
My opponents laugh and always get to crit
And Lydia don’t give a …
Welcome to Jurassic World Alive

With apologies to Simon and Garfunkel

Love the game really but these 500 trophy yo-yos are wearing a bit thin …

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roses are red violets are blue
if you try to hit me i will dodge you
you try to hit tough but its a distraction
you have no debuff, to my satisfaction
here comes my last hit, will you survive it
victory is mine, i just got a crit

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I’d like to update the forum rules. From here on if you’re going to complain about the game you must do it in song or poem form. Videos of interpretive dances of your anguish will also be allowed.

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Rose’s are red
Violets are blue,
I think I won, and your going to lose.
Indominus doesnt dodge, and monomimus comes out, I think theres been a winning drought…

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Haha! I like this rhyme game,
and my Sorna friend, I feel your pain,
I’m annoyingly back here again,
I have 500 trophies to regain.

The cloak is a joke,
Evade is of no aid,
Distract has no act,
Unless Ludia gets paid.

Every game is predetermined,
I lose before I have begun,
I wonder when the tide will turn,
When my dino’s actually stun,
When critical hits happen,
To them and not just me,
When gorgosuchus snap em,
And give me victory!

A link to a gripe about critical hits where we’re lead a merry dance
lets see if we can get Ludia to change this from a game of chance! Suggestion for a better “Critical” mechanism

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Now I’m feeling really sad
Because mismatches are so bad
On the up again so quick
But leaving lots of opponents feeling sick
To them all I am sorry
It’s not my fault your team thought it was hit by a lorry …

Ok, that was bad but hey … I’m no poet … but as for expressing it in dance … dance off bro!

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Hello Steggy my old friend
I’ve come to dart you once again
Because my Stegod’eus needs lev’ling
Constant fuses of ten so bedev’ling
Another prayer said to the gods of RNG
Trying hard to raise
Stegod’eus

In a restless state I walked alone
Past creatures I can dart at home
Stopping next to a corner streetlamp
Once again checking the map
Excitement in my eyes does appear as a Steggy appears near
To help me level
Stegod’eus

Walking fast now down the street
The despawn timer I must beat
Creatures seem to despawn some randomly
Another artifact of the RNG
But I’m within range and I let my drone soar
To capture more
For Stego’deus

The darting screen does now appear
I draw the cross hairs ever near
Darts flying down from my drone
Every shot perfect, I’m in the zone
Every shot getting max Steggy DNA
To raise
My Stego’deus

Once home I bowed and prayed
That the sacrifice today I made
Will have pleased the gods of RNG
That they make take pity on me
In hopes that more than ten per fuse I’ll gain
And then start again the pain
Of levl’ing
Stegod’eus

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:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Respect … Simon and Garfunkel would be proud

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Haha…idk about that at all, but tyvm!

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Seriously that was brilliant … you have to read it to the rhythm of the original to truly appreciate it … Stegodeus = Sound of Silence … genius :rofl:

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Looking forward to my all time fav: loose yourself, M&M. Somebody please do it.

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After you :smile:

I am back at high sorna and low ruins too. Maybe we can meet in battles. :grinning:

Look
If you had
One Velo
Or one Sino
To seize every’RAPTOR’ you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are CHILLY, BATTERY weak, DINOS are Far
There’s no DNA on his RAPTOR family already, fusin INDOMI’
He’s nervous, but on the MAP he looks calm and ready
To drop DARTS, but he keeps on missin’
What he wrote down, the whole VELO goes so far
He opens his DRONE, but the DARTS won’t come out
He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes PARUSSAURUS GEN2, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy on VELO? No
He won’t have VELO, he knows his whole TEAM DECK LACKS
It don’t matter, he’s dope, he knows that, but he’s broke, NO BATTLE RNG helps
He’s so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his INCUBATOR HOME, that’s when its
Back to the LAB again yo, this whole GEN2 DNAs
He better go capture this VELO and hope it don’t pass him

You better lose yourself in the DARTING, the moment
You own VELO, you better never let it go
You only get one DART, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

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OMG, this is great. It’s not all negativity here. Also a lot of creativity. :raised_hands:
R.E.S.P.E.C.T

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This thread is awesome.

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Crits aren’t red
Darts aren’t blue,
I just got owned
Cuz my dino didnt hit you.

Indominus is trash
Because his dino dashed,
And Alanqa threw his shield,
And Indominus got thrashed.

Now SS!
SS beats negative effects,
So veloci cant defect.
Then he gets slowed
And then is shown:

SS is the attack that always wants a nerf!

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You owned that :clap::clap::clap::t_rex::clap:

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I’m fan girling over this … peeps just Google “Hello darkness” and then read this in context … genius

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AAAHHHHHHHH! I love this!!

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