Ludia Forums

Jurassic laughter!

#1

Okay, I’m fed up of the ENDLESS negativity. :roll_eyes:
At times when I’m down, I throw a few good jokes out. So, here’s a few Dino jokes;

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes??

Answer:
A DoYouThinkHeSaurus

Question:
What’s the scariest dinosaur??

Hate this one…
Answer:
A Terror-dactyl

Why did the dinosaur cross the road??

Answer:
To get to the other side. Oh, the chicken does that you say? Well, the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.

You have any Jurassic jokes!? Share them here!

8 Likes
#2

Tough crowd, tough crowd.

1 Like
#3

13 Likes
#4

Do silly dino songs count as on topic for this thread

2 Likes
#5

do BOOST menes count as jokes?

1 Like
#6

4 Likes
#7

Yeah sure!! Why not!

#8

Haha! Yeah! Man… was that a mistake?

#9

The title isn’t as catchy now haha

#10

5 Likes
#11

I have posted this already, but may be, this thread deserves this.

"Look
If you had
One Velo
Or one Sino
To seize every’RAPTOR’ you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are CHILLY, BATTERY weak, DINOS are Far
There’s no DNA on his RAPTOR family already, fusin INDOMI’
He’s nervous, but on the MAP he looks calm and ready
To drop DARTS, but he keeps on missin’
What he wrote down, the whole VELO goes so far
He opens his DRONE, but the DARTS won’t come out
He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes PARUSSAURUS GEN2, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy on VELO? No
He won’t have VELO, he knows his whole TEAM DECK LACKS
It don’t matter, he’s dope, he knows that, but he’s broke, NO BATTLE RNG helps
He’s so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his INCUBATOR HOME, that’s when its
Back to the LAB again yo, this whole GEN2 DNAs
He better go capture this VELO and hope it don’t pass him

You better lose yourself in the DARTING, the moment
You own VELO, you better never let it go
You only get one DART, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better"

Keep them coming.

1 Like
#12

And I’ve not caught on to what song this is to… ?

#13

image

image

image

4 Likes
#14
3 Likes
#15

Thanks! Haven’t heard that song… and this is where people start going crazy at me… isn’t it?

#16

Old but sticks in your head

When I was a kindergarten kid I loved those songs… Then I got older and recorded over the tape with motley Crue… But only one side…

Used to be like DONT FLIP IT OVER JUST REWIND IT!!! cuz it’d go straight from shout at the devil to that song :disappointed_relieved:

2 Likes
#17

ezgif-1-8e1cfdf0ebf7

1 Like
#18

How can you go wrong with Sinclair’s boss Jimi Hendrix and thinly veiled mind altering plants

#19

best joke ever:
Lydia not ruining his own game for at least one time hahahaha

1 Like
#20

I’m having fun with this thread :grin:

1 Like