Jwa but the creatures talk

The start of the series

Thoradolosaur:Group Shattering Impact!
Phorurex Boss:hahahahaha(chooses distraction move)
Touramoloch:Group Acceleration!
Phorurex Boss:oh no
Parasauthops:cunning strike heal heal heal heal cunning strike
Diloracheirus:welp ill distract
Minions: oh no group shattering impact is gonna beat us
Thor:kills all minions
Phorurex Boss: oh no my minions are gone
All the creatures:hahahahaha
Thor:uses Fierce Rampage
Phorurex Boss:oh no dies

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Meanwhile in a tourney

Compy G2:Alert Surge!
Marsupial Lion:Minor Rending Attack!
Compy G2:Impact And Run!
Compy G2: swaps to Einiasuchus
Marsupial Lion: swaps to Dracorex
Dracorex:Swap In Resilient Strike!
Einiasuchus:Swap In stunning strike!
Dracorex:haha you missed the stun
Einiasuchus: why
Dracocex:Resilient Impact
Einiasuchus:Resilient Impact
Dracorex: gets crit i am very lucky
Einiasuchus: :frowning:
Dracorex:Instant Charge
Einiasuchus:Greater Stunning strike
Dracorex:i stunned Einiasuchus
Also Dracorex:Resilient Impact
Einiasuchus: dies

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Indoraptor after seeing 2.16 patch notes:yay im happy i got a buff thx ludia

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Ceramagnus:pls buff me im so weak
Hadros Lux:me too
Haast Maximus:u always forget me

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Spinoconstrictor - Hmm banana time.
Phorurex - Banana bad for you. Good life choice people eat bagel.

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Indoraptor Gen 2 - (Spams Cautious Strike)
Everything - RUN

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Scorpios Rex G3:Quill Shot!
Indotaurus:Cloak!
Scorpios Rex G3:im so unlucky
Indotaurus:Cleansing Rampage!
Scorpios Rex G3:Oof

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Smilonemys: Look at everyone getting buffs except for us
Grypolyth: Yeah but at least I’m still good so I don’t need a buff
Smilonemys: You literally get violated by a bunch of pigeons
Grypolyth: True

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Tryko:me too

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Erlidominus:Cloak!
Ardentismaxima:Resilient Strike!
Erlidominus:guess im Unlucky
Ardentismaxima:Group Decelerating Rampage!
Erlidominus:Oof

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Albertocevia: Hey wanna be friends?
Parasauthops: Sure but can we kill Rinchicyon?
Albertosaurus Spying: Nooo

Sinoceratops: You are one of the most uncooperative things I’ve worked with
RNG: I am not
Sinoceratops: Give me a crit
RNG: No

Spinoconstrictor:I will take u to low hp!
Skoona:Oh No
Spinoconstrictor:Evasive Wounding Strike!
Skoonasaurus:Group Decelerating Rampage!
Spinoconstrictor:Wounding Counter!
Skoonasaurus: dies

Erlidominus:Can I Get A Buff?

LudiaBot:No

Blue:Give me a buff!
Bumpy:Me too

Imperatosuchus:i dont want a nerf

Ludia:That’s fine, we won’t. Powercreep will indirectly nerf you

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