Ludia Memes

A little parody of the song “Cat’s in the Cradle”

“Rat’s in the Battle” :stuck_out_tongue:

A trial arrived just the other day
It came to the game in the usual way
But there were dine’s to catch, and rats to slay
He starts to swap as I try to slay
And he was swapin ‘fore I knew it, and as he flew
He’d say “Im gonna whoop you soon yeah”
“You know I’m gonna whoop you soon!”

[Chorus]
And the rat’s in the battle and it’s full of boosts
There’s no way to win, when you’re set up to lose
When im gonna win, man I dont know when
Or if ill ever win again
You know I wanna win that can

My son ding’d 10 just the other day
He said, “thanks for the Thor dad, come on let’s slay!”
“Can you teach me to play?” I said-a not today
I got a lot to boost, he said “That’s OP”
And as he walked away, his smiled never dimmed
He said, “I’m gunna win like him, yeah!”
“You know I’m gonna win like him!”

[Chorus]
And the rat’s in the battle and it’s full of boosts
There’s no way to win, when you’re set up to lose
When im gonna win, man I dont know when
Or if ill ever win again
You know I wanna win that can

Well, he came from college just the other day
So much like a pro I just had to say
Son, I’m proud of you, can we hunt for a while?
He shook his head, and then said with defiance
What I’d really like, dad, is to max out my team please
See you later, where’s your credit card please!

[Chorus]
And the rat’s in the battle and it’s full of boosts
There’s no way to win, when you’re set up to lose
When im gonna win, man I dont know when
Or if ill ever win again
You know I wanna win that can

My teams since retired, my son is pay to play
I called him up just the other day
I said, I’d like to fight you if you don’t mind
He said, I’d love to, dad, if I could find this dine
You see, the ProRats a hassle, and the kids have Corona
But it’s sure nice talking to you, dad
It’s been sure nice talking to you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He’d turned out just like me, yeah
My boy was just like me

[Chorus]
And the rat’s in the battle and it’s full of boosts
There’s no way to win, when you’re set up to lose
When im gonna win, man I dont know when
Or if ill ever win again
You know I wanna win that can

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It’s all fun and games until your Kid Runs around telling High level players that Thor is epic and cool.

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Yeah haha, especially when he wants unfettered access to you’re credit cards :joy:

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You’ve got some epic Rhymes, To be honest :laughing: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Thanks lol, there are a couple others floating around on these boards I posted too lol

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"The Day the Balance Died" - Parody Song :crazy_face:

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An epic thing that will live forever. Even used a good voice to sing it.

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They did Make the throat hurt too. After many hours of screaming At Jimmy To use that Crit against Mortem

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When this happened today…

This is something that immediately came to my mind. :joy:

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For those who don’t know, the JWTG Pyroraptor has been a locked-without-unlock-event creature after the Battle Stage reshuffle in 2019, also being extremely elusive to get copies of. Even worse, they made Dimetrocarnus which is a superhybrid of Carnoraptor… Which requires Pyroraptor. :pleading_face:

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Also why does Christmas chicken have webbed feet? (Christmas chicken Is Proceratamimis)

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It’s because Yoshi was a Duck…as in it Ducked nerfs for a year lol

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When you finally finish the last of the work you had pending…

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Pepe Silvia Charlie Explaining to a Seal 13042021154547

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When Tryostronix RTC Fierce Rampage doesn’t crit

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Someone should create a GIF for the point & laugh emote

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triceratops gen 2 noooooo
deinonychus no
trex yeees
phorusaura totally awesome
thoradolosaur were totally super awesome
hardos lux *dies

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alankylosaurus hybrid

ludia:
i’m gonna end this dino’s whole career

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