So yeah, my neighborhood has a problem. It’s this crazy guy who lives down the block - one of those guys who stays indoors for fear of the “black helicopters” - and He’s built himself what amounts to an EMP device that causes the cell signals from the closest tower to drop completely or severely degrade whenever he has the thing turned on.
I’m not the only one here that he’s angered, either. I recall three separate times where police were called to deal with this guy. I think he actually got locked up in Western State (the local area’s wacky basket), but for whatever reason, they let him go.
Seriously, man… What the eff is your problem?