Picture the scene


Your finally after years of chipping away, sending flowers, secret messages, helping her through all her awful break ups from terrible boyfriends, you finally get your chance to date the girl of your dreams…

It goes well, you have fun, eat nice food, treat her well, all the signs are there. You head back to hers, a little tipsy. She invites you in for ‘coffee’.

You chat, laugh some more before you know it your dream is being realised. The passion, the heat, it’s all there, this is the moment you’ve been dreaming about.

3 seconds and 24 DNA later it’s all over.

Indoraptor is gone… worth the graft?



I think you meant indoraptor