So Tiros (Spoilers ahead, read at own risk)

Sooo… I’ve matched with Tiros and um… definitely didn’t expect a freaking centaur! I’m all for fantasy romance and stuff, but the second date took a turn to the sexy times and I just can’t. Like how would it even work better a centaur and a human…

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I think that the whole story is utterly ridiculous and the fact that ‘centaur love’ is basically beastiality didn’t float my boat at all.

But… because it’s all so silly, I actually found it very amusing and had a lot of fun with his story.

I didn’t select the premium option on the second date though so not sure what happened there. But I definitely don’t want a horse shlong anywhere near my nooni.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I just started a match with him however my app reset, I had 15 matches and. ow it made me restart and I am back up to 3 same people with convos I had before however I just started his story I’m not quite there yet but thanks for this maybe I’ll choose it on the second option and see what happens and come back and tell u…lol

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I’ll choose it on the second date and let you kno…lol

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I was wondering the same thing. I am not sure exactly how this would work. The story is hilarious.

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I also didn’t pick the premium option when things went in that direction because it was definitely not for me, but the entire story was amusing that aside. As for “centaur love” try not to think about the technical details of that too much… It’s not pleasant no matter which way you try to solve that one.

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ok so I did the second date and you were right I made love to Tiros😳 dunno how that worked with 2 arms and 4 legs…but it was earth shattering and mind blowing, buttttt…it made me glow magic all over and it was enough magic to open a portal and when it opened up you can see his world and send him back to Gammara…so he left me there to go face that Athrax or however you say his name guy.

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I’m guessing you did it horsey style :smile:.

Anthrax is a heavy metal band, I think you meant Anthorak :grin:. Which sounds a lot like anorak and here in the UK that’s what we call trainer spotters. Not exactly a cool look for an evil megalomaniac.

I’m not exactly bummed about missing out on the horse shlong though. There’s probably laws against that sort of thing.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: omg you got me peeing my pants over here…but yes horsey style is what we did gurl​:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: however the phone he stole he said it was out of network and since he got his magic back he asked some magic otters what to do and now he has connection again…its getting more intense…I’m just waiting until he goes on break too it’s a matter of time…I thought it was going to happen when he went thru the portal

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Yeah, he’s on break for me now. I don’t think you have many more interactions left with him after the otters.

To be fair, his story seems a bit more developed than most of the other newbies. But everyone I know goes away in the end… like Johnny Cash.

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My hope is that I can avoid “centaur love” by being cheap.

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I think I manged to avoid it. There was kissing but no shlonging :laughing:.

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yea he went away from me today…this sucks

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: dont be cheap gurl

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Who you calling cheap??? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Yeah, you can avoid it by not doing the premium option. That’s what I did because I wasn’t here for “centaur love” either.

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If I hadn’t been running out of diamonds I would have tried to premium option for the date just to see what happened. This storyline is entertaining and I’m curious what they have next for this one. :blush:

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