"The Day the Balance Died" - Parody Song

Given that I haven’t been using the cess…err I mean arena ive had more spare time on my hands, so figured I would start working on another parody song, since thats what I do lol

Here is a sneak peak, I will keep updating the post as the song comes along :slight_smile:

This is a parody of the song “American Pie” by Don McClean.

“The Day the Balance Died” - by Stiff

[Song Opening]
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That battle never got me riled
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make my team advance
And maybe they’d be rated for a while

But April seemed to make me quiver
With every patch note they’d deliver
Bad news on the patch slip
I couldn’t take all this “Shet” (“Shet” Meaning - To Make free or obsolete)
I remember how much I cried
When I read about his boosted dine (Velocithor’s)
Something made me rage inside
The day the balance died
So

“Chorus”
Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Sent my Dino to the battle, but his boosted his Dine!
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”

[Verse 2]
And there we all were, in one place!
The dedicated, palms on face
With no choice but to start again!

“Oh come on! Thor be nimble? Thor be quick?”
Thanks for turning, all of our teams to “Shet” (look up the meaning)
Coz

Boosts are a Draco’s only friend!
And as we watched Rat take the stage
I felt, an inner, burning rage
No dino born in hell
Could stop this Draco spell
And as the threads flamed through the night
It felt like a sacrificial fight
I saw Draco laughing, with delight
The Day the Boosts Arrived

“Chorus”
We were thinking, Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Sent my Dino to the battle, but his boosted his Dine!
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”

[Verse 3]
Do you like the really balanced stuff?
Or do you have faith in Thor above?
If you boost his speed enough

Do you believe in skill and Strat?
Can balance end this, stinking rat
Or
Can you teach me how to boost Draco?
Well, I know that you’ve been boosting him
'Cause I saw your Draco battling
Your rat refused to lose
Man, I hate those Draco with boosts

I had been slowly grindin’, my whole team up
But now I just, cant seem to give a cluck (picture of chicken pops up)
Coz I knew that my team was clucked (another picture of chicken pops up)
The day the balance died
I started thinking

“Chorus”
We were thinking, Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Sent my Dino to the battle, but his boosted his Dine!
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”

[Verse 4]
I met a girl who refused to boost
And I asked her what the hell to use
But she just cried and ran away

I went down to the arena floor
Where I’d heard the news of boosted Thors
But the men there said they didnt wanna play
And in the streets the children screamed
The players cried, and the newbs all dreamed

But the patch notes, they had spoken
The game was all but broken
And the three things I despise the most
The Thor, The Rat and the host of bugs
They seem to make me rage the most
The day the balance died
And we were thinking

“Chorus”
Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Sent my Dino to the battle, but his boosted his Dine!
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”
Got a lot more verses to it but not in order yet, gotta piece it all together so it makes sense lol

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Please don’t give up your day job

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No performance? I was expecting to see a video when i clicked on this thread.

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Well my singing would add some laughing factor lol

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You really need to let this DC business go. I mean, do you just lie awake at night obsessing about a freakin’ phone app character?

EDIT: I hate thor with a burning passion equivalent to a thousand white hot suns… but not once have I ever started a thread about it - nor would I.

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Its meant to try and bring a little fun to the community lol, maybe a little chuckle here and there.

I can see why anything other than the normal “Arena is broken” and “nerf Thor” threads would come as new.

Well, I find any thread whining about DC in any fashion to be tiresome.

If only we had this special ability known as, not reading something :stuck_out_tongue:

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If you’re going to provide a song then its also required to give a dance. There better be a video next song

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Lol, I’m sure there will be a vid. He’s gotta finish the tune, though!

I am so using this gif

I love this

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Will post the newest verses once I’m home, got some more =)

The new verses are real doozies =)

Ok added the intro to the song, working on piecing together the newest verses :slight_smile:

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