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The Day the Balance Died

Given todays boost sale its clear Lydia care nothing about our dissatisfaction regarding balance, and therefore have removed it entirely from the equation.

So i see today as a local day of mourning for a once great game.

I am in the process of putting together an episode of Stiff & Phoenix regarding todays sale.

So I hereby announce today date will now locally be known as “The Day the Balance Died”!

[Song Opening]
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That battle never got me riled
And I knew if I had a chance
That I could make my team advance
And maybe they’d be rated for a while
But April came and made me quiver
With every patch that they’d deliver
Bad news in the changes

I couldn’t take all this “Shet” (“Shet” Meaning - To Make free or obsolete)
I remember how much I cried
When I read about his boosted dine (Velocithor’s)
Something made me rage inside
The day the balance died
So

“Chorus”
Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Drove my Sino to the battle, but his boosted his Dines
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”

[Verse 2]
Do you like the really balanced stuff?
Or do you have faith in Thor above?
If you boost his speed enough
Do you believe in skill and Strat?
Can balance end this, stinking rat
Or
Can you teach me how to boost Draco?
Well, I know that you’ve been boosting him
'Cause I saw your Draco flying in
Your rat refused to lose
Man, I hate those Re-pug-nant boosts
I had been slowly grindin’, my whole team up
But now I just, cant seem to give a cluck (picture of chicken pops up)
Coz I knew that my team was clucked (another picture of chicken pops up)
The day the balance died

“Chorus”
Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Drove my Sino to the battle, but his boosted his Dines
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”

[Verse 3]
And there we all were, in one place!
The dedicated, palms on face
With no choice but to start again!
“Oh come on! Rat be nimble? Thor be quick?”
Thanks for turning, all of our teams to “Shet” (look up the meaning)
Coz
Boosts are a Draco’s only friend!
And as we watched Rat take the stage
I felt, an inner, burning rage
No way, no chance in hell
To stop this Draco Hell
And as the threads flamed through the night
It looked like a sacrificial right
I saw Draco laughing, with delight
The Day the Boosts Arrived

“Chorus”
We were thinking, Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Sent my Dino to the battle, but his boosted his Dine!
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”

[Verse 4]
I met a girl who refused to boost
And I asked her what the hell to use
But she just cried and ran away
I went down to the forum boards
Where I’d heard the news of boosted Thors
But the Ren there said he didnt wanna play
And in the streets the children screamed
The players cried, and the newbs all dreamed
But the patch notes, they had spoken
The game was all but broken
And the three things I despise the most
The Thor, The Rat and the host of bugs
They seem to make me rage the most
The day the balance died
And we were thinking

“Chorus”
Bye Bye, Arena balance goodbye!
Sent my Dino to the battle, but his boosted his Dine!
There’s no way to win, unless you pay all the time
Thinking “This will be the way the game dies! This will be the day the game dies!”

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