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Velociraptor

#1

Velociraptor’s true identity revealed!

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#2

So cute!! :heart_eyes:

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#3

So all Time Lords evolved from Raptors? I guess the theory is pretty sound…

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#4

Well, guess my physics teacher for this year will be amazed by this merch

#5

I think one of my chihuahuas is a descendant :rofl:

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#6

Nah. Chihuahuas are descendants of Mexican sewer rats and an unidentified but hyperactive mutation. Their formula would be something on the order of Time/Food/Yapping ²* v (v = decibels above human pain threshold).

#9

What other dog burrows under the blankets and bites you in the butt if you move an inch interrupting it’s slumber?

#10

I was once playing Catchphrase, and the word I got was velociraptor. No one on my team was familiar with Jurassic Park (:man_facepalming:) and in an attempt to describe the word I said “A word for speed, that is distance over time…” they still had no idea. Idiots.

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#11

Not racist. I actually meant rats - little rodents. I don’t have a problem with anyone based on race.

I just can’t stand Chihuahuas. Honestly, they look like something that cross-bred with an alien life form, and when they go into their high-pitched yapping frenzy, they bounce themselves at least a foot off the ground. REAL dogs bark, they don’t yap. And they definitely don’t bounce themselves around a room like a 6 year old on a sugar high.

#12

I meant like “you hate chihuahuas”, and for some reason the system censored the comment

#13

Yeah. That’s what happens when racist idiots decide to overrun the world. Things get blocked, and you have to be more careful of how you word things.

#14

I dislike chihuahuas

One person dogs, for one thing.

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