We really want to be able to name our dinos


#1

I mean, look at some of these names I came up with. They’re terrible I assure you. XD

Suchumimus- Suck-on-a-mentos
Delophosaurus- Delilah (not that clever but let’s face it. Most dino names are ridiculous to pronounce anyway. XD)
Tanycolagreus- Tanny Colar-greens
More to come. Add any if you want! These are up for grabs for anyone that likes terrible puns. XD


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#2

Tarbosaurus - Tarby O’Gill (everyone is little compared to it!)
Deinocheirus - Death Ostrich (because of course it is)
Wuehorsaurus - Bacon (inside joke)
Baryonyx - Barack Obama (“Barry-O,” plus if you give him those two turns, he will definitely CHANGE your defending dinosaur!)
Einiasuchus - Zerg (she just looks like a zerg hybrid to me)
Megalosaurus - Earl (if you need an explanation for this one, your childhood has my sympathies)
Euplocephalus - “Oh. You again.”
Postimetrodon - Lucky (this one really is lucky, and I’ve only ever seen it in the wild. I don’t even have a Postosuchus to level 10 yet)
Utahraptor - Golduck 2.0 (and what an upgrade!)

Probably more to come.


#3

I love all of these. XD and I’ll admit I had to look up earl but I love it even more now that that flood of memories has come back. Haha excellent!


#4


Because of that add, my Wuero…however it’s spelled…would be named Bacon. Looking at her now, she actually has the coloring.

Other than that, most of mine would be pretty standard.


#5

My Stegosaur is named “the Stig”…

My V-raptor is named “Chopper, sic balls!”

My U-raptor is named “Feathers McGee”

My Einiesuchus is named “Torgo the Wonder Gerbil”

My Argentinosaur is named “Winston Churchill”

My Euplo is named “Thicky Slabchunk”


#6

And last but not least, we come to the epic Monolophosaur - “Spazzo the Great”


#7

I keep thinking it’s called a whorasaurus :sweat_smile:


#8

“Chopper sic balls,” omg where is that from XD


#9

The film “Stand by Me”.


#10

If only the iguanadon was useful, cause I’d name it Alodon. Who remembers Disneys Dinosaur? :smiley:


#11

Damn this was amazing


#12

I’d probably start with pretty simple names since I’ve gotten used to their species names - Stygimoloch would be Stiggy, Einiasuchus would be Einia, Baryonyx would be Bary… But in time I’d probably start actually giving them names. For now I haven’t really bothered because I can’t name them anyways.

There’s three I’d change their names right away though - Wuerhosaurus would be Bacon (that’s just mandatory), Tyrannosaurus Rex would be Queen and Velociraptor would be Little Asshole. Basically, because Rexy is my beloved queen, and v-raptor is my little asshole who can wreck havoc to an entire team with her little sharp claws.


#13

The accuracy in this is… astounding. Hah


#14

Aladar the Iguanodon. That film wasn’t too scientifically accurate, as I don’t think Carnotaurs made their way as far north as the US. Carnotaurus was an Argentinian species, of the Abelisaur family. It was pretty neat to see them on screen, though.


#15

Certainly far from accurate. I just loved the characters. And I knew there was a weird way I pronounced that name. It’s been years since I’ve seen it.


#16

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Speaking of bad dino movies, I just watched a real stink-burger of a movie. It came out in 1993, about a month or two ahead of the first Jurassic Park. It’s called “Carnosaur”, and it has some of the WORST dino effects I have ever seen in my life. Save your own sanity and do not watch it. For me, I fear it is too late. Insanity will soon be creeping in, and…

AAAAAAGH! THE SPIDERS! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!! GET THAT CLOWN OUT OF HERE, CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S A SERIAL KILLER IN DISGUISE? BOOOOOOOOO… TAQUITOS!


#17

JHaha, just watched it today. My daughter is really into dinosaurs right now. Whoever could have influenced her in such a way? :blush:


#18

New one.
Suchotator-suck-on-a-tator (tator is a terrible slang term for potatoes or tator-tots incase anyone not from America doesnt know, even though I’m sure most people around the globe dont need this explained. XD)


#19

So I just added epic Rex to my collection this morning.

I shall name her “Roxxi”.

Eventually, she’ll make a great goalie.


#20

My Allo, who I have named “Eat Flaming Death, the famously celebrated international superstar - the one and only heat-seeking, armor-piercing Demon Nope”.

She’s the current team captain, and no one disputes that claim - anymore. Her ego is literally as large as her appetite.

She’s eaten her way through too many trainers and various other coaching staff to count, and her original name - “Killer of rival Team Captains, All-High Deathbringer” just never projected well in focus groups.